"Damn it, Jane, there's no water here for swimming."
"Please, Honza, you don't have to talk like that. Just because the dam is broken and all the water drained out is no reason to JXUwMDNiJXUwMDE2JXUwMDA3JXUwMDAxJXUwMDE2
."
"But damn it to JXUwMDMwJXUwMDBkJXUwMDA5JXUwMDAw
, who drained the JXUwMDNjJXUwMDA1JXUwMDBj
?"
"We can find somewhere else to swim, like an old JXUwMDI5JXUwMDA0JXUwMDE0JXUwMDEzJXUwMDAwJXUwMDBi
that has filled with JXUwMDNmJXUwMDE1JXUwMDFkJXUwMDFhJXUwMDFiJXUwMDBh
water."
"You're JXUwMDJiJXUwMDAzJXUwMDFmJXUwMDA2JXUwMDA1JXUwMDA5JXUwMDAx
rotten, Jane. You want water that is not the color of . . . "
"Please, Honza, don't talk like that."
"You are so refined you can't hear a man who is JXUwMDNlJXUwMDE0JXUwMDA3JXUwMDA2JXUwMDA3JXUwMDA2JXUwMDEzJXUwMDE1JXUwMDExJXUw
MDAx
and angry? It's JXUwMDNjJXUwMDA1JXUwMDBjJXUwMDAz
hot. I wanted to go swimming."
"Well, if you took the JXUwMDJmJXUwMDE2JXUwMDE5
out of your ears, we could have been in Croatia by the JXUwMDJiJXUwMDE2JXUwMDA0
now. We talked about that, remember?"
"Okay. Give me a JXUwMDNlJXUwMDA3JXUwMDAyJXUwMDBhJXUwMDA4JXUwMDBk
tissue or a napkin from the lunch basket. I need to clean out my ears. It's hard to listen JXUwMDJjJXUwMDFi
you."
"There is no reason to be like a little boy and throw a JXUwMDJjJXUwMDE1JXUwMDBmJXUwMDFhJXUwMDA2JXUwMDA3JXUwMDE4
or be sarcastic."
"Just because I have JXUwMDJlJXUwMDFmJXUwMDA3JXUwMDBiJXUwMDAyJXUwMDA2JXUwMDEz
in my veins and it's boiling and making me unpleasant . . . do you still love me?"
"Here's a JXUwMDMyJXUwMDBiJXUwMDEz
of pickles I packed for lunch. They will go well with your JXUwMDM5JXUwMDAyJXUwMDBhJXUwMDBkJXUwMDBkJXUwMDBh
mood. I'm sorry I may have JXUwMDM5JXUwMDA3JXUwMDAwJXUwMDAzJXUwMDA2JXUwMDE3JXUwMDExJXUwMDAx
your disposition."
"Now who is being JXUwMDNiJXUwMDBiJXUwMDAxJXUwMDA1JXUwMDA4JXUwMDBkJXUwMDFhJXUwMDFi
? The affect of what you have said JXUwMDNkJXUwMDAyJXUwMDAwJXUwMDE0
me on. Why didn't we go to Croatia? I think you said it would be too expensive and too far away. We were never on the same JXUwMDI4JXUwMDExJXUwMDA2JXUwMDAy
about the idea of going to Croatia. I wanted to but you said . . . "
"Now my dear, JXUwMDNjJXUwMDBi
please be reasonable. We are in our own country. It is nice and hot. Talking about Croatia is long past and it's far away. Now, how can we cool JXUwMDM3JXUwMDA5JXUwMDAw
today? I am dying to show you my new tattoo."
"New tattoo? Where?"
"You will have to find it. It is very small but in a very nice place, where you like to, um, look. That is just a JXUwMDMwJXUwMDAxJXUwMDA3JXUwMDFh
."
"Oh, I see it. It's almost JXUwMDMwJXUwMDAxJXUwMDBkJXUwMDAwJXUwMDAxJXUwMDBi
in your cleavage."
"Clever boy."
"This heat is killing me. Pretty soon you'll have to dig my grave and JXUwMDNjJXUwMDExJXUwMDE4JXUwMDFk
me in it. Then you'll come to the graveyard every November and visit my burnt, frustrated body at JXUwMDJhJXUwMDE3JXUwMDE2JXUwMDA3
there. At least you will be satisfied I'm finally silent, after I've kicked the JXUwMDNhJXUwMDE3JXUwMDE2JXUwMDA4JXUwMDBlJXUwMDEx
."
"The JXUwMDNkJXUwMDAzJXUwMDAwJXUwMDAzJXUwMDA2JXUwMDE3
of your continuing to be silly like that is getting on my nerves. Yes, a refined girl can get to the point of being, you know, p#$@ed off."
"My, my. What language is that for a JXUwMDJiJXUwMDFjJXUwMDFmJXUwMDE4JXUwMDAxJXUwMDFhJXUwMDA3JXUwMDFkJXUwMDBhJXUw
MDAyJXUwMDE1JXUwMDExJXUwMDAx
young woman? I am shocked. What is the significance of this change in you?"
"The JXUwMDJiJXUwMDFhJXUwMDBlJXUwMDA5JXUwMDA3JXUwMDBmJXUwMDBmJXUwMDBhJXUwMDAyJXUw
MDBmJXUwMDBkJXUwMDA2
is . . . well, you will find out if you continue being, pardon me, a JXUwMDMyJXUwMDBmJXUwMDE3JXUwMDE5
. Now I have job for you, if you can calm down and be gentle."
"Okay. I'm calm, cool and collected . . . gentle as a lamb."
"Good. Now I can't seem to put my JXUwMDM2JXUwMDBmJXUwMDE3JXUwMDEzJXUwMDA5
ring back in by myself. It came out. I can't quite see where the piercing is. Can you insert the JXUwMDJiJXUwMDA3JXUwMDExJXUwMDA4
into where it should go? Slowly and carefully."
"I'll see. Lift up your top. I need to see your belly JXUwMDNhJXUwMDE3JXUwMDAxJXUwMDAwJXUwMDFiJXUwMDAx
."
"Honza, I didn't mean that. Stop kissing me JXUwMDJjJXUwMDFjJXUwMDBkJXUwMDE3JXUwMDE3
. Don't. Stop. Don't. Stop. No. Don't. Don't stop."
"It sounds like yes means no."
"Yes."
And so he didn't, and they never went swimming that day. But they had a nice time on the beach by the empty damn dam.
So the JXUwMDM1JXUwMDAyJXUwMDFkJXUwMDEzJXUwMDBk
of the story is, "Make love, not war."
Jane's JXUwMDM1JXUwMDAyJXUwMDFiJXUwMDAwJXUwMDFi
is, "Sometimes I protest too much which has unintended effects."
For Honza we might say, "Take advantage JXUwMDM3JXUwMDA5
the moment even if you can't get what you say you want."